I have to backtrack on my reboot slightly. Everything about posting and aiming to be productive still stands, but I can’t deal with the black/red theme I had going there for a while. When I made it, the only vaguely coherent though I had was “BRIGHT COLOURS PRETTY”. Looking back, I’d have to argue with myself that not only were colours not so much bright as they were contrasting, but they were also enough to give anybody an aneurysm upon entering this page. It’s safe to say that causing their major brain tubes to explode will not get me more followers.
It’s odd because something very similar happened to me in the physical world recently. I got up one day and decided that what I required to get me out of a premature rut of jaded farce was to do something to make myself seem more ‘colourful’ – that pun would make so much more sense slightly further into the story. So, I pottered down to the shops and bought myself some semi-permanent blue hair dye. Get the pun now? Anyway, being a person of naturally dark hair, I set about lightening the sections I wanted to highlight first and then excitedly put the blue in. Once done, let me just say, my hair looked awesome. I felt properly cool for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, the dye only lasted for about five days since I wash my hair far more often than any normal person should. However, the lightener did not fade quite so quickly, but I figured I may as well take advantage of that and got myself some purple dye and went over where the blue was with that, feeling I was beginning to realise that the thing missing from my life was colour on top of my face. But, the purple washed out, and the lightened bits stayed. By now, I’d run out of money to buy more hair dye and so was forced to leave it to sort itself out as the packet told me it would. This was at least a week ago. Yet I still look like the runt of a bee litter that keeps getting thrown in the washing machine by its bully siblings.
This is what I get for trying to be fresh and mix things up. At least I can wrap the whole ‘Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ theme tune, don’t know what I’d do without that one under my belt.
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