Friday, 15 July 2011

An observation from the 2C

I was sat inside a big, yellow 2c bus only recently when we stopped at road works (predictable) and as I looked out of the window to my right I saw two shops right next to each other. One was called “Just Blinds” and the other “Not Just Cards”. Now, I couldn’t help but suspect that there was a little bit of rivalry going on despite the fact that the two shops sell entirely different merchandise. Maybe people in the area are having to choose between blinds and cards to keep the competition going. Or maybe the shop owners just come together at the end of each month and compare sales or their chosen stock. Either way, I sensed tension and made a note never to attempt to shop in that area if a blind collector friend’s birthday approached.

Monday, 4 July 2011

REBOOT

To say I’ve neglected this blog would be an understatement similar to saying that Armageddon is a little bit of a bicker at the end of the day. Because of my complete and utter incompetence in regards to this space, I don’t feel that I can just pick up and carry on with a pathetic apology post. I need a complete and utter reboot.

Imagine binary and hieroglyphics spinning in front of your eyes, glowing and zooming almost magnetically into perfectly shaped and fitted holes in the threads of reality.
And now imagine me changing the layout about a bit and writing a string of slightly different but far more affiliated posts.
I’ll admit, the latter is far more likely to happen, despite severely lacking in ‘awesome-factor’.

So, prepare yourselves for something far less exciting than I’ve made out.
Time for a new start.